Phineas Dunne

Associate Professor


    Professor Phineas Dunne is a world leading scholar of Maritime Anthropology and the resident expert on Aquacamamata culture at Ersuraco University. After earning his BA and MS in History and Oceanography, respectively, Professor Dunne joined Ersuraco as a Doctoral student in 1991 and earned his PhD in Maritime Anthropology in 1996. His thesis, "A detailed study of gender stratification, resource allocation, and asphyxiation contingencies as manifested in the context of the submergent handicrafts of the peoples of the Aquacamamata Peninsula" was named Paper of the Year by the Maritime Anthropology Digest. Professor Dunne also holds an honorary degree in Professional Salon Services, and has starred in numerous bathroom fixture advertisements.